Yes yes it's been a while blah blah blah

Phew. Glad we got that out of the way.

Well what's happened since April?

HEAPS.

Loads of really big stuff. But if you know me well enough to care you'll know all the important stuff. So if you don't know me well enough to care or you already know the big stuff what you'll actually want is the little funny things.

Here are some little / funny things that I will elaborate about in the coming weeks:

1 My (late model, reasonably flash and all-too-importantly COMPANY) car had mice
2 My house nearly exploded
3 I met my brand new nephew and he's a freaking genius/superstar/the most beautiful child in the world