A list of things I can't be bothered with at the moment

1. Going to the supermarket. I used to love grocery shopping. It was fun. Because it was shopping. And shopping = fun. I'm not sure what changed but now it bores the face off me. and it's sort of mandatory if you want to have lunch/dinner/clean teeth etc. I hate it.
2. Learning how to use my new phone. Yes I'm sure it does a Brazilian very cool things. But I'm not interested in any of them. Fuck off with your synchronising and telling me when my next hair appointment is. I want to send texts without the use of a freakin stylus and I want something smaller than my handbag to cart around...well... in my handbag.
3. Sorting out house stuff. I need my front garden mowed, a flatmate, a window fixed, an alarm, deck steps, more bokashi mix.... it's endless and little fiddly stuff that I can't be bothered with. Now if it needed a new bathroom or a second level... that I could get behind! Would anyone like to buy my house off me?
4. Five day weeks. It's been a while and frankly I'm comfortable with that. Blah Blah, you've probably heard me bang on about this before but we are the most evolved animal on the planet. Why do we spend all of our time at stupid auld work? so we can afford mortgages on houses that need things done to them all of the time? Boring.
5. My laptop being broken. This just sucks. Stupid broken screen. Stupid.

Whine over. For now. Thanks for listening. I have lots of lovely stuff that i can absolutely be bothered about. But that's for another entry.