INVINCIBLE

Tell tale signs that you are going to have a doozy of a hangover:
1. You start and finish drinking while it's bright but with a dark bit in the middle
2. Your feet feel like they've been grated
3. Your mouth has almost certainly had something die in it
4. The final text you sent is misspelt, inappropriate and time stamped 3.54 am
5. You run out of fingers before you finish the list of the types of drinks you had
6. The word 'Jaegermeister' is on that list
7. You made a new best friend
8. You get home in time to chat to your flattie before she goes for her morning run
9. You send her to make you tea and toast but pass out before she gets back
10. You wake up two hours later fully dressed, and eat the toast because it might 'save you'

And it did, or something did, because I feel fine. Two hours sleep, eleven billion units of alcohol. Tip top, sparky, box o birds.